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         The intrepid crew wasting time taking pictures 
      after getting the official start time.  Left to Right:  
      Chad, Chico, Dan, Woody, Wolfie, and Sacramento. 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
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      Kramer's Junction, CA - A quick fuel stop and sanity 
      check. 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
      Chico Steve Viertell going the posted speed limit.  
      Yeah, right. 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
      "We made it!"  Wolfie and Sacramento Steve yelled to no 
      one in particular.  They must have forgotten about the remaining 575 
      miles. 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
      Chad reflects upon the true meaning of civilization. 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
      Halfway point.  Left to right:  Woody, Chad, Dan, 
      Sacramento, Chico, and Wolfie. 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
      On the way home...  | 
     
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            It was 2:30 in the morning on November 
      11, 2000.  Six motorcyclists 
      were converging upon a dark parking lot in Rancho Cordova, 
      California.  For over a month 
      prior to that dark, cold, cloudy morning, several of these two-wheeled 
      enthusiasts from Northern California had been conspiring to embark on a 24 
      hour journey.  The carrot in 
      front of their noses was the anticipated sense of pride and accomplishment 
      at completing an official Iron Butt Association Saddle Sore 1000 
      motorcycle ride - not to mention placing a block of Concours on the IBA 
      website (www.ironbutt.com).  
      All aspects of this trip were scrutinized with the utmost of 
      care.  The start and finish 
      times and locations must be witnessed by authorized personnel, receipts 
      with time and date stamps must be kept, and logs must be properly filled 
      out.  These documentation 
      requirements were nothing, though, compared to the time management and 
      stamina that would be required of these riders in order to make the 
      24-hour deadline.  1000+ miles 
      in under 24 hours - the Saddle Sore 1000.    
      Dan Sullivan of Napa, and Steve 
      Viertell of Chico were first to arrive.  Dan quickly parked the 1991 “Candy 
      Persimmon Red” Concours he fondly calls "Red Sled."  True to it’s sled heritage, Santa 
      would indeed be proud to mount such a vehicle - Dan’s Autocom 
      intercom/Kenwood FRS/MPTrip MP3CD system surely put the jolly man’s sled 
      electronics to shame.  With 
      his red eyes, rosy cheeks, Tourmaster one piece suit, heavy gloves, 
      Alpinestar Stage GTX boots, and multiple wires protruding from various 
      locations, Dan looked ready to go, all the while bearing a vague 
      similarity to a demented Michelin Man.  Steve, now forever known as Chico 
      Steve (or simply "Cheeko"), docked his 1994 Wineberry flavored Connie, 
      appropriately named “¡La Vaca Roja!” (The Red Cow!).  Like Dan, Steve was dressed in 
      Tourmaster two-piece attire, heavy gloves, and a pair of unseemly boot 
      covers.  With the pending 
      chilly ride, though, Stevie wasn’t too worried about having frumpy looking 
      feet.  
      Mike Wolf was next to roll in from 
      Folsom, a small suburb of Sacramento like Rancho Cordova.  Mike is a three-time Concours 
      owner that has been stolen away from the fold by his Ducati - a bright red 
      1998 Ducati ST2, otherwise known as "Contessa."   Apparently in love, he 
      continually spouts off about how Contessa is the perfect motorcycle - kind 
      of like a supermodel that drinks beer and likes hockey.  What more could a man ask 
      for?   
      Next came Steve Long on his 1995 
      Wineberry Connie.  Steve 
      didn’t have far to come from - he lives just a few miles up the road in 
      Sacramento.  He definitely 
      looked the coolest of all the bunch.  
      Between the leather jacket, the scarf, and the jeans, no one could 
      determine if he was ready for a back roads ride, a 1000 mile endurance 
      test, or club hopping.  The 
      ladies along our route in his old “stomping grounds” of Boron, California, 
      would have to watch out.  
      The last two riders were missing, but 
      the growl of a Kawasaki inline four-cylinder engine or two could clearly 
      be heard from across the parking lot.  Dan, Chico Steve, Chad Olson from 
      Bay Point, and Woody Steplight from Fairfield all had stayed at the 
      Fairfield Inn, just a stone’s throw from the meeting location.  Finally, the distant engines 
      revved and the two wayward riders pulled into slots with the rest of the 
      bunch.  Chad and Woody ("The 
      Twins," as Mike called them) rode quite similar bikes - their 1993 Connies 
      were both black with red pin stripes.  Chad's "Ilean" wore fairing 
      extenders and Chad was decked in a Tourmaster two-piece suit.  Woody's mount was bone stock; 
      Woody had shed his customary black leather chaps for a real riding suit 
      ("I bought this years ago" was the closest he would come to divulging a 
      brand name).  
      The two scheduled witnesses, Tom Austin 
      and Joe Denton, both IBA members themselves, were ready to do the 
      honors.  This had been our 
      first clue as to how dedicated these IBA folks were. Without complaint, 
      both Tom and Joe had pulled themselves out of bed at 2:00 in the morning 
      to watch a bunch of motorcycle nuts embark on their journey, a journey 
      that each of them had previously made.  Tom was already there and had been 
      waiting when the first of the group arrived.  Odometer readings were taken and 
      with a few strokes of a pen, each rider was certified.     
      With the pre-formalities out of the 
      way, the procession moved about 50 meters east into the Shell station 
      parking lot where each rider fueled up.  The gas receipt would serve as one 
      of the most important pieces to the SS1000 puzzle - the start place and 
      time.  The bikes were lined 
      up, and Tom and the cashier girl took the obligatory start pictures of the 
      ragged bunch.  Each rider was 
      obviously pumped up for the upcoming adventure.  In the back of each rider’s mind, 
      though, apprehension about the 40 degree weather had the potential to 
      consume that excitement.  
      Northern California was in the middle of a cold snap.  The weather forecast was 
      predicting temperatures in the mid-30s to mid-50s, with a "chance of 
      showers" in the south.  
      Nevertheless, with a few blips of each rider’s throttle, the boys 
      were on the road.  
       
      Dan:  
      We got our start time at 0306 and 
      proceeded to take some pictures, in the true spirit of good time 
      management (Not!), then headed south on I-5 from Sacramento, destination 
      Bakersfield.  About 150 miles 
      out, the numbing cold forced a stop in a place with an unlikely name - 
      Firebaugh - for a bit of hot chocolate, fuel for Contessa, and some duct 
      tape for the Connies' fairing vents.  
      If you put duct tape over the lower air scoops, it allegedly forces 
      more hot air around your feet and shins.  Yeah, right, sure it does.  Fortunately the place had a 
      working water heater; I spent 5 minutes making sure my hands were thaw- 
      er, clean.  
       Mike:   
      Yeah, in hindsight, the dawdling at the 
      gas station wasn’t too efficient, but hey, we needed pics!  Besides, in the beginning, it 
      seemed like we had DAYS to get this thing done.  As we pulled onto Highway 50, I 
      had thoughts of making Bakersfield without much of a stop.  With a 2.5 gallon fuel can in the 
      Nonfango top box, all I needed was a quick stop to easily extend my 
      realistic range of 200 miles on Contessa.  In addition, Chad, Sacramento 
      Steve and I had the secret weapons: heated handgrips, so the cold wouldn’t 
      bother us, right?  Guess 
      again.  After only 30 miles on 
      I-5, my toes felt like ice cubes.  
      The rest of the body was OK, and the warmth working it’s way into 
      my gloves felt amazingly close to being illegal, but there was no doubt I 
      was deeply chilled.  I’m a 
      desert rat from Arizona, so the stop in Firebaugh was quite welcome.  I needed warmth, water, Fig 
      Newtons, and my Walkman batteries needed to be refreshed.  As soon as we stopped, the duct 
      tape began to fly.  I think I 
      remember someone mentioning wanting to make a tube to route exhaust from 
      the mufflers into their pants.  
      Hmmm, not a bad idea, but after 10 minutes in the store, I felt 
      like my toes were again part of my feet.   
       Dan:   
      After that break, we got back on the 
      road and the sun finally came up.  
      We hit Bakersfield for fuel at 0753 and then we had to make a stop 
      at Denny's for some much-needed Pilot Fuel(tm).  At 0900 we left Bakersfield on 
      East 58, heading up over Tehachapi Pass at the south end of the Sierra 
      Nevada and out through the beautiful-in-its-desolate-splendor Mojave 
      Desert.  We had a slight bit 
      of rain over the pass, and there was snow sticking on the hillside a 
      couple of hundred feet higher than the roadway.  Yes, it was cold. 
       
       Mike:   
      I’m not sure exactly when the sun came 
      up, but it seemed like it took forever.  If we ever thought Denny’s looked 
      like fine dining, today was it.  
      Hey, they had heat in there!  
      After filling our bellies and calling various wives (well, mine, 
      anyway), we were again on the road.  
      Tehachapi loomed ahead, the mountains shrouded in dark looking 
      clouds.  From a distance, the 
      pass and surrounding clouds looked like someone wearing a giant 
      sombrero.  At the top of 
      Tehachapi, the snow just above the roadway was a bit telling of things to 
      come.  As we hit the downside, 
      though, the wind picked up, and we were presented with several hillsides 
      covered with giant windmills.  
      “Uh, when I stare at the windmills, I get really dizzy,” a voice 
      sounded out over the FRS units.  
      After a pregnant silence, another voice shot back, “Well, don’t 
      look at ‘em!”  Thankfully, we 
      made it past the windmill without any replays of breakfast. 
       
       Dan:   
      By the time we made it down off the 
      mountain and out into the desert, the temperature was a balmy 52 degrees F 
      in the “blazing” desert sun.  
      We continued east on Highway 58 through Mojave and Four Corners, 
      then onto I-15 through Barstow, Baker and heading northeast toward our 
      intended destination, Las Vega$, Nevada.  Running out through a desert is a 
      great way to lop off big chunks of mileage.  It isn't particularly 
      entertaining, unless you like sagebrush and cactus and tumbleweeds.   
       Mike:  
      Now, Dan, don’t gloss over our 
      excellent tour of the high desert’s main attractions.  Sacramento Steve, who is quite 
      obviously in love with airplanes, gave us an excellent tour of the little 
      desert town of Mojave over the FRS systems.  There is a very large airport 
      there that serves as not only an R&D center for commercial and some 
      military aircraft, but it’s also a significant storage area for currently 
      unused planes.  I think Steve, 
      who used to live relatively near this desolate place, used to come here to 
      pick up girls when he was in high school.  In fact, I thought I caught a 
      whiff of aftershave whenever I rode behind him.  Hmmm....  
       Dan:     
      That's right, "Sacramento Steve's 
      Desert Rat Tours."  Mojave 
      Airport is where the Voyager was based.  Nonstop flight around the world 
      without refueling.  Fitting 
      that we'd pass that Mecca on an Iron Butt ride.  But if you thought the Mojave 
      Airport tour was exciting, you should have been along coming home from 
      Utah when we rode the Extraterrestrial Highway through Nevada's Area 
      51.  It was "Look - there's 
      'The Black Mailbox'," and "that dirt road runs out to Groom Lake" and 
      "there's Freedom Ridge."  But 
      I digress.  Fortunately, we 
      were all equipped with FRS, so we could keep track of each other, and of 
      course listen to Sacramento Steve's running commentary.  I do recall the name "Cliff 
      Claven" being mentioned with some degree of reverence.  The entertainment value of 
      bike-to-bike communication is well worth the price of the radios.  There was a safety factor, 
      too.  At times we were spread 
      out far enough that the lead rider could not clearly contact the sweep; 
      the guys in the middle would relay communications when that happened.   
       Mike:  
      From Mojave, through Four Corners, and 
      onto I-15, we absolutely moved.  
      We did have a bit of a scare, though, when we were separated on 
      Highway 58.  I was with the 
      Steves, and Dan, Woody, and Chad were riding together about a mile behind 
      us.  We thought we had 
      communication with the rear group, but we were in fact out of range for 
      about 30 seconds.  I guess 
      that was the most important 30 seconds, because during that stretch, Chad 
      informed us of a CHP speeding our way.  The first I heard of possible Law 
      Dawg intervention is when I heard Steve Long say over the radio, “Oh, 
      Crap, here comes a CHP!  He 
      just pulled over the car behind me!”   Now that was too close for 
      comfort.  
      Dan:   
      I haven't seen that many CHPs along a 
      stretch of road EVER!  It was 
      like a convention.  I lost 
      count after 8 going the other way in about a 10 mile stretch.  Traffic was toddling along between 
      80 and 85.  Only the speeders 
      got pulled over.  Somewhere 
      around 1300, we crossed the California/Nevada border at a gambler’s oasis 
      called State Line.  According 
      to all calculations, we were at 550 miles.  What to do?  We were faced with a major 
      dilemma: what's the point of doing another 50 miles to Vega$?  The consensus was there was no 
      point in that at all, so we broke for the halfway rest point.  After getting fuel, Woody strolled 
      into Whiskey Pete's Casino and walked back out $63 up.  I was only down $0.50 at that 
      point, so it was a fair cop (a good deal).  
      Mike:   
      That damned Woody.  I walked in ahead of him, found a 
      machine and put a five-dollar bill into it.  The thing nearly shredded my 
      money, and I could just barely see the edge of the bill sticking out.  I waited about 15 minutes for 
      someone to extract it.  While 
      I waited, Woody strolled in, saw me, and plunked down 10 bucks into the 
      slot machine next to mine.  I 
      think it was on the third press of the button that three sevens popped up 
      and the thing poured out money.  
      I finally got a new five-dollar bill and put it into the 
      machine.  Of course, I got 
      skunked and Woody snickered almost uncontrollably for several hours.  Lucky bastard. 
       
      Dan:   
      Notice how nobody mentioned what Chad 
      was doing during this break?  
      Chico was hanging around by the bikes, listening to college 
      football while Sacramento and I grabbed a couple of cokes.  We gathered up outside, took a few 
      pictures, and then it was time to head for the barn.  We left the State of Sin and 
      Pleasure at 1420, heading west back to the Land of Fruits and Nuts.  We made our way back the way we'd 
      come, still riding through the desert, traffic was still motoring right 
      along at 80-85 mph, not really seeming to be concerned with a 70 mph speed 
      limit, although a Valentine One would have added a much needed security 
      factor.  We turned onto 
      Highway 58 at Barstow and kept clocking miles, while the sun kept tracking 
      toward the horizon.  
       
      Mike:  
      That’s right Dan, we haven’t mentioned 
      where Chad was.  Well, after 
      losing my last five bucks cash that I had saved for dinner, I was a bit 
      downtrodden in the early portion of the ride back.  At first, I thought of several 
      ways to get Woody back.  That 
      didn’t last long, and my mind moved off elsewhere.  Suddenly, the FRS crackled, “Mike, 
      you OK?  You’re weaving.”  It was Chico Steve, who was right 
      behind me.  Damn!  Some people can be so rude.  He woke me up from a perfectly 
      good nap.  Seriously, the 
      early morning and several hours on the road were beginning to wear on me 
      and I hadn’t even realized it.  
      After a couple of mental adjustments and a new tape-full of music, 
      I was as good as new.  Thanks, 
      Chico....  The stop in Four 
      Corners was right at Dusk.  
      The desert had never warmed up, and the chill immediately set in 
      over the little junction.  The 
      rest of the trip promised to be mostly lacking in the heat 
      department.  After eating at 
      Four Corners’ finest dining establishment, Astro Burger, we again were on 
      our way.  As we approached 
      Mojave, I could barely make out that sombrero hovering over 
      Tehachapi.  Unfortunately, it 
      looked much darker.  
      Dan:   
      The Astro Ortega Burger was just what 
      the doctor ordered.  A handful 
      of miles out of Four Corners, next stop Mojave, and the FRS started 
      getting active: "Man, is it getting colder?  What are those dark clouds still 
      doing hanging over the southern end of the Sierra Nevadas?"  We chased the setting sun on 58 
      while closing on Mojave until around 1700 and then the sun was down.  By the time we left Mojave, a full 
      moon was up. We were climbing up the long grade to Tehachapi Pass, aiming 
      for the clouds when the moon disappeared and the temperature started to 
      drop precipitously, through the 40s and down into the 30s.  And then the fun started.   
      Mike:  
      Fun?   
      Dan:   
      Snow.  A few flurries at first, then the 
      white stuff started dropping furiously.  Man, that's what happens every 
      time Chico Steve rides a SS1K; we should have known it was going to 
      happen.  Who brought 
      chains?  How do you put studs 
      in a front tire?  Snow.  Windshields loading up, visibility 
      dropping, Red Sled running at a temperature usually reserved for The 
      Garage of Speed and Power when first starting in the morning, below the 
      big white band.  Snow.   
      Mike:  
      Oh, THAT fun.  Snow sticking to my face shield so 
      I can’t see fun.  Ice on the 
      roadway fun.  Snow so thick I 
      can barely make out Woody’s flashers fun.  Idiots driving Semi’s 65 miles an 
      hour on icy roads fun.  Ah, 
      yes, that’s the fun you’re talking about.  Just before my FRS conked out, 
      Sacramento Steve had these reassuring words for me, “Man, this is 
      cool!”  I felt so much 
      better.  
      Dan:   
      You saw ice?  I guess the whiteout was only up 
      toward the front, then.  We 
      were riding into a headwind, which was blowing the white stuff on top of 
      the road surface in little waves.  
      Face shields started to obscure, snow was building up on the 
      outside, condensation fog on the inside.  There was enough snow to make us 
      drop speed and turn on flashers, but it didn't seem all that serious.  Although we were riding in what 
      closely resembled a blizzard, I figured that it was mostly cornice effect, 
      and that the snow would abate once we crested the summit and started down 
      the other side.  Like Mike 
      mentioned, a couple of the FRS units had taken on some water from the 
      brief rain and quit, so we adjusted our riding positions to compensate and 
      keep everyone more or less together via radio.  Actually, Mike had been leading 
      and he suggested that Chad take his place while Mike generously offered to 
      go ride sweep for a while.  
      I'm sure Chad had just been waiting for the chance to lead. 
       
      Mike:  
      I kept telling myself that, too.  It wasn’t that bad.  Right?  Well, we finally crested that hill 
      and started down towards Bakersfield.  The snow turned to rain and the 
      pucker factor slowly began to fade.  
       
      Dan:  
      When we crested the summit at 3,793 
      feet, Chad’s handy thermometer read 33 degrees F.  We started to head down to The Big 
      Valley, the San Joaquin, and the snow finally quit.  Five more minutes and there was no 
      rain, no clouds and the temperature started to rise.  As we looked out across the 
      valley, the lights of Bakersfield loomed in front of us.  The stars were out in force and 
      the moon was full.  Finally we 
      reached the bottom of the grade and it was a torrid, sweltering 53 
      degrees.  
       
      Mike:  
      Break out the Hawaiian shirts, 
      boys!  It’s 53 degrees and 
      we’re in need of some sun to bask in.  Actually, 53 did feel wonderful 
      after the bitter cold in the pass.  
      Little did we know, we had loads more cold weather in store for 
      us.  
      Dan:  
      Into Bakersfield at 1845 and around 800 
      miles.  We made a quick stop 
      for fuel and to phone home, and we were on our way again, heading north 
      now, homing in on home.  By 
      this time, I figured the only thing that was going to keep me from 
      finishing was an earthquake.  
      There was a little stir caused by a southbound CHP who did a quick 
      u-turn across the center median and took off northbound in hot pursuit of 
      something.  And since we were 
      pretty much the only vehicles on the road through that stretch, the FRS 
      started crackling again.  A 
      few miles later, he turned off without getting out the booklet.  By the time we hit Santa Nella at 
      2150 (home to the world-famous Linda Blair Green Pea Soup), we were 
      approaching the 1000-mile mark; the wind had come up and the temperature 
      was back down into the low 40s.  
      We took a break and plotted the final leg of the trip.  At 2215, we left Santa Nella and 
      crossed the 1K line with time to spare, but miles to go.  Shortly thereafter, the group 
      split up at Tracy, with the Steves and Wolfie heading north to Sacramento, 
      and Woody, Chad and me heading west for the San Francisco Bay Area.   
      Mike:  
      We headed straight on I-5.  Six were now three, and none of us 
      had any communication with each other.  My waterlogged FRS was only good 
      for receiving, Chico’s was dead, which left only Sacramento’s Chatterbox 
      the only fully operational unit.  
      The rest of the way was silent, with loads of time for 
      reflection.  I don’t know 
      about the Steves, but I reflected A LOT on how damn cold it was. 
       
      Dan:   
      The Bay Area crew had a quick bout with 
      reserve while heading through Altamont Pass and then picked up fuel in 
      Livermore (Liveformore?), where the temperature was a brisk 37 degrees 
      F.  We headed north up I-580. 
      Chad dropped off for home at Concord, after promising he would not get up 
      in the morning and go for a ride.  
      Woody and I hit rush hour style traffic at the Benicia Bridge; 
      Caltrans, the group of brain surgeons masquerading as a highway 
      department, had decided that the best time to do maintenance was at 
      Midnight on Saturday night with three lanes of traffic bottlenecked into 
      one.  It took 20 minutes to go 
      three miles.  We paid the 
      troll at 0016, got our bridge receipts and split up, Woody heading east to 
      Fairfield, while I headed north to Napa.  
      Mike:   
      Man, it seemed like it took forever for 
      us to get into the Sacramento city limits.  We finally made it, though, and 
      Steve Long and I began to creep over into the right lane to take Highway 
      50 east the last few miles towards home.  Chico Steve still had a ways to go 
      on I-5, so we were splitting up.  
      As we exited off of I-5, Chico Steve seemed to shiver as we lost 
      sight of him.  He was too cold 
      to wave.  
      Dan:   
      At Benicia, I was at roughly 1090 
      miles.  After about 21 hours 
      in the saddle, it was funny how hard it was to exceed the speed 
      limit.  The sign said 55mph 
      and that seemed just about right.  
      I hit I-80 for a quick jump through Vallejo, then Highway 29 to 
      Napa and home.  My final fuel 
      receipt came in at 0045, 21 hours, 39 minutes, and 1,109.5 unofficial 
      miles. The last 3.6 miles to the house seemed to take forever on surface 
      streets.  Finally, I saw a 
      familiar driveway with an open gate and the outside light glowing an 
      inviting shade of yellow.  The 
      Garage of Speed and Power looked pretty good, and I managed to dock Red 
      Sled without incident.  It was 
      pretty quiet for a few minutes.  
       
      Mike:  
      Steve broke away towards home, but I 
      still had more miles to go.  
      My heated grip wraps turned out to be too hot, and had burned my 
      hands through my gloves in two places.  Even with the small blisters on 
      each hand, that heat still felt great.  I smiled in my helmet as I 
      envisioned steam rising from my hands and into the cold night air.  I completed the final gas stop at 
      the 76 station in Folsom at 0009.  
      Near the station, on the road towards the house, I could see about 
      seven of Folsom’s finest stopped with their blue lights flashing out of 
      control.  I couldn’t see what 
      was happening, but it looked like the road was blocked off.  While I gassed up, not a single 
      car headed in that direction.  
      I wonder why¼  
      After grabbing the last receipt of the trek, I rolled towards the 
      collection of officers, wondering if I would have to talk my way out of 
      something.  I was certainly a 
      ragged looking vagabond, ripe for a bout of power abuse.  I breathed a sigh of relief when I 
      saw they had some pillar of our community handcuffed on the ground.  Thank goodness they had no 
      interest in harassing late night drivers, after all.  When I finally arrived on our 
      street, the place seemed deserted.  
      The only sound for miles was the guttural sound of my Italian 
      v-twin.  I coasted into the 
      driveway and cut the engine.  
      The sudden total lack of sound was almost deafening.  Not wanting to wake the entire 
      neighborhood, I subsequently rolled Contessa into her garage at exactly 
      0014, 21 hours, 7 minutes, and 1,146 unofficial miles after I began this 
      nutty endeavor.  That first 
      hot shower felt amazing.  
      Dan:   
      You mean you didn't stop to have one of 
      the officers witness your final mileage?  This was a great ride.  Time management, fuel management, 
      speed management, self management; an IBA ride is an exercise in 
      management.  Will I do it 
      again?  You betcha.  Endurance riding is 
      addictive.  As much as I hate 
      the slab, I had a blast.  
      Mike:  
      Absolutely.  Everyone appeared to have loads of 
      fun.  Before this event, I had 
      very little experience in the long distance riding arena.  I have lots of riding under my 
      belt, along with four 850 mile days through the Arizona/California desert 
      in July heat, but embarking upon the SS1000 opened me up to a completely 
      new style of riding. The challenge was intense, the company was 
      magnificent, and the memories will be unforgettable.   
      Dan:   
      The bike performed superlatively.  The cold, dense air made a HUGE 
      difference, compared to summer riding in hot dry air.  "Frisky" comes to mind - full 
      power, smooth, good fuel economy (considering the, shall I say, 
      enhanced speeds).  
      Comfort?  Aside from 
      the hands getting a bit cold, I had no real complaints.  The Bill Mayer saddle left no 
      bunsaburning, a common affliction of the stocker.  Overall, it was an outstanding 
      experience, highly recommended, and I can tell this won't be my last 
      one.  You'll see a block of 
      Connies on the IBA list.  
      It'll look good to me.  
      Mike:   
      My sentiments exactly.  The Ducati was amazingly 
      comfortable over the long haul.  
      Sure, the Corbin seat and the ¾” risers added to the comfort level, 
      but the trip highlighted and reinforced just how capable a motorcycle my 
      little Contessa is.  I must 
      admit, leading up to the ride, I was a bit apprehensive with a bike like 
      the Concours now missing from my stable.  The Iron Butt website added to my 
      doubts.  I counted the number 
      of Ducati’s in the list of bikes – I came up with only 12.  Oh, great, I would be number 13 – 
      hopefully lucky 13.  As it 
      turns out, my worries were swept away within the first 50 miles, and the 
      odometer just kept ticking away.  
      At home, as I laid there in bed reflecting on the ride before I 
      drifted off to sleep, it was difficult to remove the smile from my 
      travel-weary face.  I tell 
      you, that block of Connies will look great next to my Ducati.  It’s amazing how good riff raff 
      can look next to a supermodel!  
      Dan's ramblings on getting ready: 
       
      Preparation for an IBA ride is the key 
      to completing one.  The old 
      adage "Failing to prepare is preparing to fail" rings true.  I look at preparation from the 
      perspective of "Get rid of the Nags," because I know that if I don't have 
      any nags, I've prepared as well as I can.   
      As far as mechanical preparation goes, 
      Red Sled is completely reliable, doesn't have any nags that need 
      correction, and is pretty well set up for long distance riding.  But on the ride, I kept 
      laughing/cursing at myself.  
      I'd noticed that one of my mirrors had moved down a bit when I put 
      the cover on Friday night.  
      I've got them adjusted pretty tight so they don't flop, and 
      basically, I need to be off the bike to make fine adjustments.  EVERY time we stopped, I'd forget 
      to make the final adjustment.  
      When you get off the bike, there are a whole bunch of big things 
      you'll need/want to do, and the little things will get lost in the 
      shuffle.  I got it close while 
      riding, but it wasn't perfect and thus was a little nag the whole 
      way.  Tire pressures, 
      suspension adjustments and fluids are things that absolutely have to be 
      done before leaving.  A 
      throttle lock will keep your right arm from going dead.  The main point is, if your bike is 
      running reliably, it'll most likely make the trip without a 
      complaint.   
       
      If you're adding new equipment, don't 
      do it right before the ride.  
      Get it set up in advance, test it in advance, and be sure that it 
      works the way you want it to.  
      Mike had problems with his hand warmers blistering his hands, which 
      could have been a disaster for his ride.  We could have dealt with that a 
      little better, just like we could have adjusted my mirrors, but a lot of 
      things will get pushed aside once you're out on the road; deal with the 
      mechanical stuff before you get started.  A special note on FRS and 
      Chatterbox communications: This isn't the first ride where we've had a 
      Chatterbox go down after getting wet.  You might want to think about 
      coming up with some way to add some waterproofing, even if it's a ziplock 
      baggie and some duct tape.  If 
      it gets wet, you're going to lose bike-to-bike until it dries out.  Likewise, make sure your batteries 
      are fully charged before you leave, or it's going to get real quiet at 
      some point.  
       
      One other part of mech prep that can't 
      be ignored, and that's a quality saddle.  If your stock seat starts 
      bunsaburnin at 200 (or 500) miles, it's gonna be a long day, you won't be 
      a happy pilot, and you may not finish your ride.  If you get the mechanical 
      preparation out of the way before you start, it'll leave you plenty of 
      time to deal with the ride itself, and you won't be wasting attention on 
      the bike (or your butt) when you'll need it for the road. 
       
      Mental preparation for a long day ride 
      is a completely different game than short day riding.  The first IBA ride takes some 
      fairly serious mental prep, because it looks like Mt. Everest when you're 
      standing at the base looking up.   Keep track of the weather 
      along your intended route, starting a couple of weeks before you 
      leave.  We had several routes 
      we were considering that would satisfy the ride requirements; we ended up 
      choosing the one route that gave us the greatest chance for success given 
      the weather we anticipated.  
      Be prepared to be flexible.  
       
      You're going to be riding at least 1000 
      miles in a day, and some of that is going to be during darkness.  Get used to the idea.  You know you're going to be on the 
      bike for a long time.  You 
      know you're going to cover a bunch of miles, and you know you're going to 
      be tired at some point.  
      Recognizing and accepting the fact that you're going to get tired 
      will help let you find a way to deal with it (i.e., don't deny fatigue; 
      recognize it, accept it and compensate for it).  I kept an internal dialogue going 
      the last 100 miles, reminding myself that the decision making process 
      could afford no errors.  
      Reducing speed helped give me additional time to SIPDE, and I kept 
      running that acronym through my mind.  IBA is endurance riding, 
      and you have to prepare your head for the long haul.  It's a bit more than a quick spin 
      to the corner store for a loaf of bread.  I think the fact that we did our 
      ride toward the end of the riding season made our mental preparation 
      easier.  Having ridden to Utah 
      for the National, and having done three 3-day rallies between August and 
      October was good mental preparation in itself; a 1000 mile day wasn't as 
      intimidating as it might have been in April.  
      Physical preparation is important.  Like your bike, if you're in good 
      shape and don't have any nags, you're going to make the trip without any 
      problems.  Doing some sit ups 
      every morning for a couple of weeks before the ride will help keep your 
      back together.  Stretching 
      when you get off the bike will really make the next 250 miles easier.  Get a throttle lock, because 
      you're going to want to give your throttle arm plenty of time to 
      rest.  If you can deal with 
      the physical attributes, you'll minimize the nags that will draw your 
      attention away from the road.  
      On the road, eat well and drink plenty of water.  Even if you only carry a tank bag 
      full of Power Bars and have a Camelback full of water, you're going to be 
      keeping your body operating optimally if you eat and drink regularly.  If you're hungry or thirsty, your 
      attention will be diverted by a nag.  
      Attire is critical.  There's a difference between full 
      gear and fool’s gear.  Again, 
      if you dress for a ride in a way that doesn't have you getting nags, 
      you'll increase your chances for success.  I wore thermal underwear under 
      Levis under my riding suit and had one spot on my leg where the thermals 
      separated from my sock.  For 
      the next 100 or so miles I had this 3 square inch area on my shin that was 
      colder than the rest.  It felt 
      like a square foot.  At first 
      it was mildly distracting, then it became annoying.  My hands were cold until I put 
      rain covers over my gloves.  
      It's amazing how a little nylon windbreaker will keep your hands 
      warm when leather and thinsulate won't.  It almost goes without saying, but 
      dress for the get off you don't plan to have.  Protective gear from head to toe 
      will save your skin.  As far 
      as 1000 mile underwear goes, $20 worth of lycra/spandex bicycle shorts 
      will really save your butt.  
      Last thoughts on preparation: If you're 
      going to ride an IBA ride with a group, know who you're riding with and 
      practice riding together before heading out.  If you don't have bike-to-bike 
      communication, spend some time going over hand signals with the group 
      before you ride.  I added FRS 
      in June before Utah, and now I wonder why it took me so long; having 
      bike-to-bike comm is well worth the money.   Knowing each other's riding 
      style in advance will be one less thing to be concerned with on the 
      ride.  Our group had all 
      ridden together before; most of us had ridden with Wolfie once and with 
      Chico Steve a few times, but the other four of us have ridden thousands of 
      miles together.  Having a lot 
      of group riding experience made a group IBA ride a lot of fun.  In a group, take turns riding 
      lead, and volunteer to lead.  
      Teamwork is key.  Ride 
      Safe!  
         
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